Oh Cayman.
It's the kind of hotel you go to direct from the airport, enjoy 3 days of total sunshine beachy bliss, interspersed with some delicious seafood, plenty of Rum Slides and a few midnight swims, then head back to the airport. Yes, there are wellness retreats, cultural activities, an artist residency program and all the water sports you can imagine - but a game of backgammon with your toes in the sand may be enough. Yes, this is that kind of hotel.